A few simple rules: Never tell a woman what to wear; never comment on a womanâ€™s weight; and my personal slogan, never comment when a woman reaches for the bread basket. Twitter user Angel Flexcobar broke two out of three with his recent tweet about who â€œshouldâ€ be allowed to wear a two-piece bikini. Needless to say, the tweetÂ took off.
The comment read,Â â€œNo girl over 105 should be wearing a 2 piece bathing suit lmao.â€Â
No girl over 105 should be wearing a 2 piece bathing suit lmao
â€” Angel Flexcobar (@ILLEGALEGNA) July 4, 2017
Women responded in the most vivid possible way, by sending Angel tweets of themselves in all their over-105 glory, looking fly in bikinis of every size. â€œDamn so that makes 180 way out of the picture,â€ clappedÂ back oneÂ responder. â€œ127 sorry to offend ya buddy,â€ wrote another. (â€œI forgive u,â€ Angel wrote back, clearly not getting the joke.)
damn so that makes 180 way out of the picture pic.twitter.com/qiFQela1cX
â€” Chynaâ™› (@_cheyennetaylor) July 10, 2017
127 sorry to offend ya buddy â€â™€ï¸â€â™€ï¸â€â™€ï¸ pic.twitter.com/auY3JfZLMw
â€” mo (@maria_seale) July 10, 2017
127. Easy lol.
Who y’all expect to weigh 105 bey? pic.twitter.com/Uwi2u6MpQs
â€” rza. (@rulerzigz) July 11, 2017
over 105 and still wearing whatever the hell i want pic.twitter.com/NLFpwNYG39
â€” savage syd (@syd_buck35) July 10, 2017
215 and slaying the damn game âœŒ pic.twitter.com/ynegfYakX4
â€” julia ï¸â€ (@gnarly_d00d) July 11, 2017
You do you and I’ll do meâ€â™€ï¸â˜ºï¸ pic.twitter.com/wEyEEtDqoy
â€” kennedy ryan (@kennedy_krupp) July 10, 2017
No person under or over 105lbs should tell someone how to dresspic.twitter.com/7pxpycTdda
â€” kru (@KristenRumon) July 10, 2017
Three cheers for bold moves by all theseÂ amateur bikini models. It takes a confident person to send a bikini photo out into the Twittersphere, and theyâ€™re all clearly ready to fight for their bodies to be respected. One potential problem â€” a conspiracy theory suggests that Angel was baiting women with his â€œopinionâ€ in order to get them to send him bikini photos. â€œJulia, I love you but you only have to look at the replies to realize he said this to get hot girls sending bikini pics,â€ wrote @dorothymorganD. Whoops! Either these over-105 women deeply offended Angel, or just gave him enough pics to peruse for a long time.
Julia, I love you but you only have to look at the replies to realize he said this to get hot girls sending bikini pics the smartest play
â€” D (@dorothymorganD) July 12, 2017
As the saying goes, the only revenge better than sending a bikini photo is living well.